hello everyone, sorry I’ve not been blogging for the last like 2 weeks but yeah I’m back now
Yesterday, with @edsheeran, we talked about music, cine … and love. Interview in the @MondeAdosMag of July 30.
I’m laughing way harder than I should be oh my god
Once upon a time there was a wee lad named Ed who roamed the hills of Suffolk upon the back of his majestic and trusty steed, Stuart.
One day while on an adventure with this legendary being, Ed came across a small shell laying by the Tenerife Sea, because it TOTALLY is geographically close to Suffolk.
Putting the shell to his ear, Ed listened to the sound, only to hear an obnoxious voice whisper ”write a song about this you fuckin piece of shit” and so he did.
He sat there on the beach and wrote about how beautiful his unicorn, Stuart, was, and how brilliantly blue his eyes were.
Stuart was quite pleased with the final product and brought in a chorus of walruses to sing the harmonies with Ed.
The walruses danced and sang and ate various unidentifiable fruits in celebration of what was surely a new album.
When Ed got back to Suffolk, he started choking and didn’t know why. When Stuart asked what was wrong, Ed croaked out ‘Suffolk sadly seems to sort of suffocate me’ so Stuart saved his life by dragging his pale ginger ass all the way to New York, where he wrote yet another song.
At this point, Ed had become quite obsessed with the color green, even planning to make it the theme of his new album, X.
He had various tattoos done in green and decided he liked it so much that he would have his entire pale self COMPLETELY COVERED in green. He had plastic surgery too, just cos he’s about that life.
When he left the tattoo parlor, in his new green skin, Stuart gasped loudly,
falling to his knees in worship and prayer.
"ShrEdk is love," Stuart said as Ed approached, "ShrEdk is life."
(it is 3:20 am I won’t remember this tomorrow, sweet dreams!)
Olivia tends to write like this when she is sleep deprived, I apologize for all who read
I’m gonna wake up in the morning and probably regret this
I woke up in the morning and now I regret this
Credit to @sheeransaudio on instagram